OK, so this could be the easiest contest ever. Unlike the old RaceFace contest, “Crap On My Desk” (which I thought was really cool and so am obviously emulating), I don’t require any stories, or homemade videos, or anything like that.
Just show up…
You heard me.
Just … Show … Up.
Starting this week, anyone who wants to come up and hang out in Westbank is more than welcome to visit. I have several layers of dirtbag accommodations available, from bunkbeds, to tents (we like to refer to this part as “The Gaza Strip”), to patches of dirt in the yard. Bonus points, redeemeable for nothing at all, can be earned by helping out with local trail maintenance or giving gifts of twisty spikes to the local bike shop.
Some conditions:
- Please be tidy and respectful. We have neighbours and tenants.
- Any paying customers and other committments that we have take precedence over your dirtbag needs.
- Donations are gladly accepted and will be put towards the hot tub fund.
- Beer and food are considered valid forms of bribery.
You really should contact me before you arrive, just to make sure that we’re even here.So if you’re up on all that, then drop me a line at bpbiking@gmail.com or hit me on the cel phone at 250 826 4766.
My real season gets going in late June, so really, this is only a valid offer for the next 6 to 8 weeks.
Get on it, ya skids.
