Cock Mobsters

Yeah, that was an epic day alright. Start in Pemby, pick up crew in Whistler, ride the Shore, then drop everyone at respective hotels and pin it for home. Where I found 14 drunk Shore-ians and a ceramic chicken on my deck. You may want to skip todays post if you find sexual innuendo offensive…..yeah right.

So let the stupid puns begin:

Cock tease…

???

Cold cock…

Chokin’ the chicken…

Cockney (Cock knee, get it?)…

Sef-explanatory…

Cock lube….

Cock/stuffed pussy….

Cock and balls…

Cock ring….

Cock tail…

OK, enough of that. Everyone is up bright and early for some riding, so lets get on with it.

Check out the crew…

Now look a little closer. See that mug? A better explanation of the mug shenanigans is HERE.

We actually did ride bikes today. A lap on Builders Only.

With the usual floaters…

…and senders that riding Powers entails.

Gotta take a break before lap two.

Yes Sarah, that’s all you.

Round 2 and the Mug is seen on a suspension bridge.

Too bad Dan didn’t notice it.

Aimee on the big teeter. Layne, what a gentleman. Spotting for the lady. He’s actuallyhoping she falls of him (she may have aready fallen FOR him. I haven’t kept updated on the status there though).

It actually will come down at some point, you just have to be patient.

Gratuitous hot girl on a bike shot. Oh, and Aaron from the Bean too.

And a decent air shot for dessert.

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