Best of Luck, Engas…

A whole week between updates! Well, I was pretty tired. Went to Bjorn’s (the guy who makes the Kranked movies) wedding on Saturday. What a great (albeit kooky) time. Very flattering company to be in, too. Hardly anyone was there. Just family and a couple of friends. He had it on the beach in Gibson’s, right by the ferry landing. They made us do some cool stuff like bless the rings in a big circle, and we had to dress up ‘creatively’ for the event. Then they made us do a ‘fertility’ dance, which looked suspiciously like the dance from the Full Monty. Religious duties were fulfilled by a Buddhist monk, and what a cool way to worship. I’m a practically spirutual person, and I was impressed by this man’s personal power. Very quiet, unassuming and supremely confident without being overbearing. I enjoyed it greatly. Unfortunately, due to some hereditary illness which bothers me from time to time, I had to return home instead of going on the cruise to Texada Island and partying ’till dawn like you are supposed to do on the solstice. Oh well, maybe on their 25th anniversary.

Back to riding. Big Andy cancelled. Bummer. He did have some pretty serious personal issues come up unexpectedly. He’ll be back, but I was all set up for the Big Man this year. His buddy Don showed up, though. We rode Seymour (A Section, CBC, Corcksrew, Pingu, Boogieman, Fed Bear, Kelly’s Trail), and Cypress (Upper and Lower Paul Hogan’s, Firhose, and…….). He showed up as the Michelin Man, with about 30 pounds extra padding. He kind of overheated. Oh well, another chance today. We will be taking some photos (finally) so maybe I will be able to dress this up a bit for a change.

MTBR Disney

Holy Crap.

That has to be the scariest heli trip ever. I thought it was all over, for sure.

The first drop of the year was a bit spur of the moment. Sterling called me about doing one with some UK bike mag that wanted to do it all in a week. They were into a small group with a bit of talent and Sterl to do some pics. Then Wade got the Oakley crew in for a product shoot, which led to a spurious NWD IV presence. The final roll call? Get this list, a virtual who’s who of Freeride:

Sterling Lorence

Wade Simmons

Andrew Shandro

Derek Westerlund.

Richie Schley

Grant Allen

John Gibson

Sebastian Paradis

Gareth Dyer

Thomas Vanderham

Stokes, the Oakley Man

Axl, Overpaid Canadian Cinematographer

Four guys from the UK, only one of which is afraid of heights

Me

….and of course Harley, the hell-y dog.

Predictably the organization flailed. By the time we got our shit together there was some pretty substantial thermals rising out of the valley. On our first landing attempt, the chopper got bucked by a gust and we had to do an emergency power out. I thought for sure we were going to flip and get tossed over the edge. Luckily, our pilot was no chump but the ensuing power dive over the edge of the mountain had my appetite a bit off. And the bikes took a bit of a hit on the landing too.

Now look at the list again and think of the impact of that crash. Gnarly.

I could tell you more stories, but I’m waiting for pics (notice that I never have any). I should have some stuff for you next week. Until then, here’s the highlights.

The UK guy on the G-Spot did a flying starfish on a 50 degree snow slope at speed.

Seb almost took himself out with a 40 pound boulder.

Gibby gets lost easy.

Harley bit Richie in the balls.

Sterling takes a lot of photos.

It took us eight hours to get out.

……and Big Andy isn’t coming out from FreeRideSouth this year. What a bummer. Oh well. I get a little break before the next crew come in.

‘Till the next one.


George 2

Ahh yes. More punishment courtesy of an old guy from Texas. Yup, he thrashed me on the climb. Mind you I am saving myself for DISNEYLAND tomorrow! More about that in a minute.

George wanted to see something a little harder so we die the darkside climb up Seymour to the top of the powerlines. I handed him off some pads and we hit Pangor. I won’t lie to you. He had trouble with it. He also rode most of it. He walked a lot of the little drops, but he at least tried everything. What a trooper. I don’t really care if you don’t ride it. I just like to see you try. We also checked out a few sections of Boogieman, including the Piledriver. He was totally blown away. I’m looking forward to my golden years a little bit more now. We also took a couple of pics. I’ll get those up as soon as I get them.

After he left I went down to see Roy at Idun, who laid a bunch of slick threads on me. If you haven’t seen the Idun gear yet, go now.

IDUN.tv

I’m off for a heli trip tomorrow with some Bloody Limey’s and a crapload of rock stars. I’d better get some sleep. I’ll give y’all a full update a soon as I recover.