Sorry ladies, it’s official.  Simmons is off the market.

Brett was so upset that he hurled himself into a window….

Nahhh….he’s just kidding.

Now, keep in mind that this is a stag.  You don’t want to try to do anything foolish like sleep.

Years of racing on the World Cup circuit have taken their toll on Bruce.  Luckily we all have a lot of pity in our hearts.

Pity the fool.

OK, I’m done.  You can caption this one yourself.

We actually rode bikes too.  Some kind of 50km mystery XC ride.

Brett’s never done one of these before, so it’s a good thing he sandbagged himself last night.

Having an all star cast of thousands sure helped.  Not like there were any of the best ultimate distance athletes on the ride or anything but….

…yeah.

Oops. Joe missed the trail.

Well, we made it. Here Wade, celebrate.

You guys look tired.

Maybe Dre can motivate you with a speech.

Ahhh yes, how riveting.

Allow me to retort.

Yep, hell hath frozen over.  Wade’s getting married.  Oh, and Schley too, but his party wasn’t as fun.