Revenge of the Sith – Day 8

Lat day in Nelson, lets climb!

Yeah, I know….it’s every Englishman’s dream to push your bike up steep mountains in Nelson. We went right by this sign on the way up, and for those of you who don’t know this already, Smilin’ Buddha is Pauls’s nickname (he even looks like the Buddha in the pic).

Me, “Aww, we gotta do this trail. It’s named after Paul.”

Local guy, “Uhhh, it’s not in very good shape.”

Me, “Perfect, neither is Paul!”

These trips are a laugh a minute, I tell ya.

From chuckles to hucks…

This would be the infamous 719 road gap, as seen in some New World Disorder film.

Jedi found something to love here.

Our nameless local guide (if I don’t write it down, it never happened. Anyway, he’s a ripper and good guy. Look him up if your in Nelson).

That was a nice warmup. Back to the push……

OK, the top. Here’s some skinny stuff for you, Paul.

…and a few drops for Tony.

The weather started to get sort of unsettled as we rode. It would sort off cloud over…..

Then get windy and sunny…..

…and then it got dark.

REALLY dark.

Then it poured rain. We’d planned on going to Castlegar to check out some serious new stunt action, but Kootenay wood is not rain riding friendly construction, so we packed up and drove down to the Okanagan.

I think most of us were satisfied with what we’d done anyway.

Plus it gave us a bit of rest before settling in at Salty’s Beach House for some martinis.

Revenge of the Sith – Day 4

It’s our last day in New Denver, so we’re gonna do a few runs off Idaho. At least 10 000′ of vertical on the menu today.

But first…….

One of the things we ALL do in our daily existence is take advantage of the noobs. It’s universal, preying on the credulous. Especially when they open themselves up to it. The first thing anyone from Europe ever asks about when they get here is bears. What sort of gun do you have, how many have you killed, how many people do they eat in a year, and others in that line.

Typically, we do nothing to assuage fears. For instance, at Johanna and Keiths place we were (as usual) sleeping outside when the usual topic of bears came up. Well, they are pretty common in the Kootenays, and it’s not unusual for them to wander through the yard. We told them that if one comes by in the night to not worry too much about it, as they are pretty well fed at this time of year and “rarely” try to eat anyone.

Jedi thought this was total bullshit (well, it wort of was) but he did mentionthat he heard something nosing around inthe shrubs the night before.

“Oh yeah, that’s the local bear alright,” says Keith.

The next morning?

Yup, that’s a big steamin’ bear shit about 3 feet from Jedi’s head. Well, you can imagine the excitement. A bear! Nearly shit on my head! Look!

Well (and I’m loving this part) let me be the first to tell you something there Jedi…..

Keith put it there with a shovel while you were sleeping. Mr. Bear left it in the corner of the yard before we ever arrived.


Oi! You wouldn’t be takin the piss now would ya Smokey?

Yup, you bet.

OK, on to the riding.

Look out for that bear behind ya, buddy.

Girls…..always gotta show how “equal” they are. Sheesh.

Vintage BC bridge work.

I’m informed reliably that this “is just like Wales, innit?”

We sessioned this steep section for a while. Nothing outrageous, just some fun rooty stuff in the big trees.

Lap 2 took us down the legendary Wakefield trail. It’s an old Mule train route through the old Wakefield mines on the south side of Idaho Peak. Roughly 6000′ of descent.

Burly trail, big mountains, and lots of flowers.

Look, you can see the bottom!

Brochure shot…

Taking a break one a tailings pile. There’s train tracks leading into the old mines here.

That was a brake boiler if there ever was one. Oh, and there WAS a bear at the bottom too.

Since we were now in Silverton, we hit up the Grim Reefer one more time.

Paul needed a skinny fix anyway.

At the bottom of the Reefer, we took advantage of the last rays of sunshine to hit Bannock Point for some cliff jumping. We even got Harley to try one of the smaller ones.

She didn’t seem as keen on the higher ones though.

That’s my pick for shot of the summer, that is. Now, if you thought that the bear shit picture was a story, what do think this one is?

Revenge of the Sith – Day 1

Usually, I refer to this trip as “Return of the Jedi Council,” but as circumstancs warranted I had to change the title. There’s a little foreshadowing if you ever had it.

The setup is thus: a recurring group of London types keeps returning, and they seem to have some skills. Or put another way, cockey Cockneys.

I can’t think of why they keep wanting to come back…

Unless it’s to pollute our water supply.

The traditional late night arrival turned into an early swim and a full day on Seymour. I was feeling the effects of shuttling a drunken wedding party off the mountain until 3am (congratulations to Mr and Mrs Costigan). Nothing like hanging out with your drunken friends while stone cold sober to put you off drinking for a bit.

The trails were prime first thing.

Nothing like getting right into it on the first day.

Seymour is old hat to the Council now.

Except for Craig. He’s te newest member of the crew (Tony, Stophe, Paul, Panama, and Pierre are the veterans).

Craig’s only been riding for a year, and he’s all over the sport.

I can’t even remember where these shots are from. Sure looks nice……

OK, back on track. Panama hangs loose.

Some backlit zipper totter action…

More Salvation lines.

As you can see, it’s a black and white kind of day. With no Germans on the schedule for over a month, it loooks like it’s gonna be blue skies and warm temps from here on out.

Which always makes the log rides easier.

Doesn’t it?