Cock Mobsters

Yeah, that was an epic day alright. Start in Pemby, pick up crew in Whistler, ride the Shore, then drop everyone at respective hotels and pin it for home. Where I found 14 drunk Shore-ians and a ceramic chicken on my deck. You may want to skip todays post if you find sexual innuendo offensive…..yeah right.

So let the stupid puns begin:

Cock tease…

???

Cold cock…

Chokin’ the chicken…

Cockney (Cock knee, get it?)…

Sef-explanatory…

Cock lube….

Cock/stuffed pussy….

Cock and balls…

Cock ring….

Cock tail…

OK, enough of that. Everyone is up bright and early for some riding, so lets get on with it.

Check out the crew…

Now look a little closer. See that mug? A better explanation of the mug shenanigans is HERE.

We actually did ride bikes today. A lap on Builders Only.

With the usual floaters…

…and senders that riding Powers entails.

Gotta take a break before lap two.

Yes Sarah, that’s all you.

Round 2 and the Mug is seen on a suspension bridge.

Too bad Dan didn’t notice it.

Aimee on the big teeter. Layne, what a gentleman. Spotting for the lady. He’s actuallyhoping she falls of him (she may have aready fallen FOR him. I haven’t kept updated on the status there though).

It actually will come down at some point, you just have to be patient.

Gratuitous hot girl on a bike shot. Oh, and Aaron from the Bean too.

And a decent air shot for dessert.

WSFE – Day 9

Bike park time. Welcome to SilverStar!

That’s Robin there hanging out with Wade. If you’re wondering why SilverStar is suddenly the big buzz in the bike world, then there’ s your man.

The berms that they make there are helping too.

I only managed a couple of runs and had to go lie down. Stupid arm hurts like a mother. So I couldn’t take pics today, and I think the crew was too busy tearing it up to stop and get good shots.

I mean, I don’t even know who this guy on the hardtail is. Apart from being a bit of a ripper, that is…

I think you get the idea from these shots though. Lots of cool construction, and a very different flavour than the other parks.

OK, that was lots of fun, but I gotta get back on my bike. Lets go to Kamloops!

Band of Bros – Redux Day 4

Last day, and the weather is bit iffy. So was the guides alertness factor, too for that matter. Something about driving half the night.

Luckily Gilliard wasn’t too far away, even if the landing on this stepdown was.

It took Matt to set the right line here.

Just a little damage…..

What trip to Gilliard would be complete without a session on Boss Hog?

The boys were making the most of the last day, even though the thunderclouds were threatening.

Gotta get that angle, you know?

Pft….that doesn’t look steep at all.

Well, guess again. That’s steep.

Some bermy bits…

Round two we hooked up with Johanna and Gwen, just to make sure the boys knew that Barb isn’t the only ripper chick on a bike out here.

Not that they needed much incentive.

We got slapped with a few hours of rain delay after a couple of Gilliard runs, but even though it was pissing out…

…we got a reprieve later and cracked off one more high speed lap in the grease of Builders Only.

As always, a killer trip. Check out some VIDEO too.