HoHurtin Stag – Conclusion

After we ran out of light, we ran aground and partied like any good stag party should.  Although we were a bit low on the traditional entertainment.

So instead of exotic dancing, we checked out Steve’s tattoos.

Hey, like it mattered.  We had a good time.

Oh yeah, make sure the groom wears the safety gear.

Jefe didn’t get the chance.  Nice push…

Dude…you peed on me.

Our campsite.

After a leisurely breakfast of leftover hot dogs and pickles, we went cliff jumping.

See if you can spot the local.

Ahhh….there’s the ‘talent’.

Another round of cliff diving….

…and a near miss…

…and Abe closes ‘er out.

I haven’t heard how the wedding went, but here’s to the new married couple.  All the best for many years to come.

Day Off

It’s time for a rest day, and as it’s been almost a year since we visited Brent and Martina, there we went.  And there we found this GIANT bug.

Find out more about the life of a Polyphemus Moth if you’re interested.  I did. 

Jake thought it was pretty cool too, but I think he liked driving the boat even more.

I enjoyed going for a pull on the board too. Strangely, this is the first wakeboard sesh I’ve had since moving up here.

Unfortunately, we didn’t get a pic of the craziest part of the day.  I had just gotten up and was figuring out the board when I noticed that I was riding through grass.  Yo Brent, eyes forward, eh?  I have to give him credit, he was pretty quick on raising the leg on the boat.  By the time we hit the sand bar I was riding on a roost of mud.  I could actually feel rocks hitting the bottom of the board.  The boat stopped pretty fast, and I came to a stop in something less than knee deep water, about 15 feet from the back of the boat.

No harm done, we pushed off and I got another pull in (and we almost did it again.  Some guys never learn…).

I’m not a very good wake boarder though.  Martina killed me.

Brent too.  HA!  OK, he’s actually really good.

See?

Chevy liked it too.  Although she still cries when people wipe out.  She’s gonna have to outgrow that one soon.

There we go Elton.  The world through rose coloured glasses…

Rock Oven – Extended Mix

Sometimes, it’s just way to hard to get people to come riding.  I mean, you get the plans all set for a rad adventure, and then no-one shows up.  I mean….don’t these guys know who I am?  I’m kind of a big deal….

Andrew knows.  I can always count on him.  Every time we’ve hooked up for a ride, it’s been an epic.  Today was no exception.

I’d heard that you could ride into Rock Oven from above, but the info was sort of sketchy. After studying some maps, it didn’t look that complicated, but it’s big country.  We went for it, and with all the flailing earlier with no shows, we didn’t get going until sort of late.

Long story short: a 6km doubletrack traverse, 1.5-2 km push uphill, and then massive amounts of singletrack.

I only went the wrong way once.  Well, twice if you count this time I crashed because my hands were so tired.

Much time spent riding, hardly any spent taking pics.  Here’s a shot of a cave, man.

Standard lookout pic. This is the ‘normal’ high point.  Today this was almost at the bottom.

Oh yeah, Andrew got a flat.  And neither one of us brought a tube.  Fricken geniuses.

Well, it was a tubeless tire, so we crammed a twig in the hole and it wealed up just enough to hold about 10 psi, which was Good Enough to get out.

Well, so long as we stopped to pump the tire up every ten minutes or so anyway.  Must have been the 13th today, with the way things were going.  I’m not even going to talk about the thunderstorm.

The moose didn’t care.

Here’s where we went.  Roughly 25km and 4500’ of descending.