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Cock Mobsters

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Yeah, that was an epic day alright. Start in Pemby, pick up crew in Whistler, ride the Shore, then drop everyone at respective hotels and pin it for home. Where I found 14 drunk Shore-ians and a ceramic chicken on my deck. You may want to skip todays post if you find sexual innuendo offensive…..yeah right.

So let the stupid puns begin:

Cock tease…

???

Cold cock…

Chokin’ the chicken…

Cockney (Cock knee, get it?)…

Sef-explanatory…

Cock lube….

Cock/stuffed pussy….

Cock and balls…

Cock ring….

Cock tail…

OK, enough of that. Everyone is up bright and early for some riding, so lets get on with it.

Check out the crew…

Now look a little closer. See that mug? A better explanation of the mug shenanigans is HERE.

We actually did ride bikes today. A lap on Builders Only.

With the usual floaters…

…and senders that riding Powers entails.

Gotta take a break before lap two.

Yes Sarah, that’s all you.

Round 2 and the Mug is seen on a suspension bridge.

Too bad Dan didn’t notice it.

Aimee on the big teeter. Layne, what a gentleman. Spotting for the lady. He’s actuallyhoping she falls of him (she may have aready fallen FOR him. I haven’t kept updated on the status there though).

It actually will come down at some point, you just have to be patient.

Gratuitous hot girl on a bike shot. Oh, and Aaron from the Bean too.

And a decent air shot for dessert.

WSFE – Day 9

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Bike park time. Welcome to SilverStar!

That’s Robin there hanging out with Wade. If you’re wondering why SilverStar is suddenly the big buzz in the bike world, then there’ s your man.

The berms that they make there are helping too.

I only managed a couple of runs and had to go lie down. Stupid arm hurts like a mother. So I couldn’t take pics today, and I think the crew was too busy tearing it up to stop and get good shots.

I mean, I don’t even know who this guy on the hardtail is. Apart from being a bit of a ripper, that is…

I think you get the idea from these shots though. Lots of cool construction, and a very different flavour than the other parks.

OK, that was lots of fun, but I gotta get back on my bike. Lets go to Kamloops!

Canada Day Long Weekend – Day 3

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Uh oh, we’re totally busted. Someone found out that we’re just faking all this…

. Apparently we’re not hardcore enough for some Westbank loc’s that think they are God’s gift to the bike world. Fricken’ white trash….I know where you live.

On to happier events…. HAPPY CANADA DAY!!! Let’s go ride.

Colin from the now defunct (I think he packed ‘er in last year) Toss Gear and his girlfriend showed up so along with Sven and Dorothy (Aimee and Andrew went winery-ing and Sarah and Jeff went to Silver Star) we hit up Arawana. Colin REALLY hit up Arawana….

That was the infamous Bud Height hit. I was feeling a little tired from a solid week of rides, but still that new Knolly is so killer that I managed to hit some of the few remaining ramps that I haven’t gotten around to nailing…

Colin was loving the Okanagan vibes, although some it was a bit over Sven’s head….

Think he can hit the lake from there?

He was sure trying to…

Metallic blue beetle, not sure what kind it is. If you really know your coleoptera, let me know.

Back to riding, in the Arawana Canyon.

Very artsy….

So hard to get perspective in here. I guess I’m going to have to spring for a fisheye lens soon.

Final bit of singletrack before the beach.

I haven’t been posting many pics of cool cars lately. I think it’s because there are so many around here. This is one of several roadsters that went past us on the highway yesterday.